Ten reasons I don't keep up with the news...

Headlines Today (from various sources):

1. Dad Threw Girl Off Cliff to Avoid Child Support
2. Shooting leaves 1 man dead
3. Pregnant Massachusetts Woman Killed, Fetus Taken
4. Stabbed Model Names Boyfriend as Killer in Last Words
5. Infant's Dad: Execute Mom Accused of Beheading Baby
6. Tanning Beds as Deadly as Mustard Gas, Arsenic
7. Chicago: 15 shot in 24 hours
8. Sleeping girl, 7, left in back of cab
9. Militias target some Iraqis for being gay
10. Car bomb in Spain destroys police barracks

Seriously, what is the world coming to? I didn't even mention the fact that newspapers/websites are still talking about Michael Jackson.